Saturday, January 29, 2005
Jokes again..
i know i very lame.. But other than contributing with jokes i dunno what else to write. LOL
k first joke of the day: (dunno whether u all hear before a not)
1. Why was the Tomato blushing?
A:Because he saw the salad dressing
2. Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
A:Because they taste funny
5. A woman takes her lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly early so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home early, so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy.
The
little boy says, "Dark in here."
The
man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "25 dollars."
Man: "Fine".
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are In the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball mitt."
Remembering the last time, he asks, "how much?"
Boy: "75 dollars."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." Father: "How much did you sell them for?" Boy: "100 dollars." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, 100 dollars is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The
boy says, "Dark in here."
The
Priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"
4.When I was younger I hated going to weddings ...it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
5. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
6.YO MOMMA SO FAT
WE USE HER ELASTIC ON HER UNDERWEAR FOR BUNGEE JUMPING ..
LOL. ok enough for now. There were a few dirty ones . I guess you all wont like it. So its ok. haha
shou
1:47:00 PM
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